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We’re shocked, I mean shocked,

at the boob on the tube,

at the boob on the tube at the bowl.



It’s the right boob I’m told,

the boob on the tube,

that was bared by the boor

who danced with the bird

with the boob that was bared.

Not sorry was he

for the boob that he bared,

for it was not his, the boob that he

bared,

so sorry was she, yes sorry indeed,

for her boob that he bared on the tube.



But that wasn’t the only boob,

not the only boob on the tube at the

bowl.

The far right boob on the tube,

the tap dancing boob wasn’t bared.



Oh we tried, yes we did,

with our ad for to show

how the far right boob sucks milk

from our kids for his war,



but the boobs at the top

of the network, you see

prefer boobs that suck milk

to boobs that give milk.



So now you are wondering

what the moral might be

of the boobs on the tube at the bowl.

I’ll tell you of two,

though you may find more,

the point of the boob at the bowl—



Number one:

A boob on the tube is worth two on

the Bush.



Number two:

Never give a sucker a second chance—

re-defeat Bush in November.›