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BAILIN’ ON PALIN

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Fund for Local Reporting! A rifle in one hand

And skirts to your knee,

OK in Alaska,

A bust as VP.



You love your relations,

And stick to the law,

Except when it comes

To your brother-in-law.



You’ve plenty of charm

And you’re certainly pretty,

But you’ve not had to manage

Any really big city.



You’ve not been to Russia,

Baghdad or Great Britain.

International leader?

You’re just a wee kitten.



You’re not above spreading

Political sleeze

In the hope your opponents

Just fall to their knees.



The right to abortion?

Your position’s no mystery.

If you get elected,

Roe v. Wade becomes history.



If you get to the White House,

The Dems will all grieve.

Forget flailin’ on Palin!

We’re bailin’—let’s leave!