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I have a couch that I want out of my apartment.

It's not the best couch, it's kinda ugly and a bit weathered down. Needs a makeover of sorts. Not gonna lie: it's kind of not the greatest couch. Kept it for so long because of sentimental (though mostly financial) reasons, but absolutely ready to let it go as much as it (doesn't) pain me. 

It's a couch bed. A bed couch. You can pull out a bed and sleep on it. It's as uncomfortable as the next foldout bed couch. I prefer to keep the mattress in and just sleep on it as a couch instead of a bed, but either way, it's not better than sleeping on a bed. Some couches are more comfortable than a bed. Not this couch. 

I'd like this couch out by this weekend. If you want to come through and take it, it's yours for free. If you want photos, hit me up. If you hit me up about this couch after Sunday, most likely, it'll be at the dump. I was thinking about just leaving it out on the sidewalk, but I think folks would give me the side-eye about this charming eye-sore. 

If anything, it's the perfect couch on which cats and dogs would love to kick it. Humans might definitely enjoy it as well, but... I'm not gonna try and sell it to y'all in this respect. 

I don't expect any responses about this couch, honestly. I think I'm just excited and happy about having a new couch in my apartment. 

Nonetheless. If you want it, holler at me.