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We’re shocked, I mean shocked, 

at the boob on the tube, 

at the boob on the tube at the bowl. 

It’s the right boob I’m told, 

the boob on the tube, 

that was bared by the boor 

who danced with the bird 

with the boob that was bared. 

Not sorry was he 

for the boob that he bared, 

for it was not his, the boob that he  

bared, 

so sorry was she, yes sorry indeed, 

for her boob that he bared on the tube. 

But that wasn’t the only boob, 

not the only boob on the tube at the  

bowl. 

The far right boob on the tube, 

the tap dancing boob wasn’t bared. 

Oh we tried, yes we did, 

with our ad for to show 

how the far right boob sucks milk 

from our kids for his war, 

but the boobs at the top 

of the network, you see 

prefer boobs that suck milk 

to boobs that give milk. 

So now you are wondering 

what the moral might be 

of the boobs on the tube at the bowl. 

I’ll tell you of two, 

though you may find more, 

the point of the boob at the bowl— 

Number one: 

A boob on the tube is worth two on  

the Bush. 

Number two: 

Never give a sucker a second chance— 

re-defeat Bush in November.›