Public Comment
Jesus Slept Right Through the Second Coming (Song)
Jesus slept right through the second coming
snored his way through most of judgment day
disappointed lots of pious people
apocalypse should never end this way
Jesus slept right through the Day of Judgment
and of course it’s no surprise he takes the blame
that’s kind of how it’s done when you’re a Christian
And Jesus knows that’s how you play the game (chorus)
sorry you spent money getting ready
stocking up on end of time supplies
putting up the dog with Jewish neighbors
selling stuff and saying your goodbyes
Jesus understands you’re disappointed
especially if you were in ‘94
he says he really did plan mass destruction
but stayed up really late the night before (chorus)
heaven knows it’s hard to be a savior
and you shouldn’t make a promise you can’t keep
but Jesus says he’s sorry and to tell you
apocalypse requires a good night’s sleep
try to make the best of it together
make friends with the heathens at least try
you missed the Rapture, but he reassures you
at some point he promises you’ll die (chorus)
Chorus:
Jesus knows you’re sorry it ain’t over
sorry as a dog without a bone
Jesus knows you’re sick and tired of living
even Jesus wishes you’d go home